Chapter 2: A dickbag among the trees
As I
explored Viridian the next day with Goldie on my shoulder and Jade at
my side, I ran into a kid talking to some rocks on the ground. I
tried to tiptoe past him but his freak-sensors apparently activated,
shouting “HEY YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF
CATERPILLAR POKEMON?”
Stunned
momentarily, I backed away slowly, shaking my head and whispering
“No... no thanks. I'm.. I'm fine.”
He turned his
head back to his rocks, saying “Oh, okay then,” more to himself
than me.
Kanto is fucking
weird.
